When the big grocery store chains first opened up their self-serve lanes, I raised an eyebrow and waited in the real person checker line. The reason was simple – I was afraid of being embarrassed if I screwed up. I figured that, klutz that I am, I’d wind up setting off some kind of alarm, hold up the line behind me and force an exasperated employee over to my lane to punch in some code to fix the mess I made. I didn’t have the courage to try it until I was shopping with my sister who marched right up with me and walked me through it (probably thinking to herself what a silly ninny I am).
Then I got pretty confident. Why wait in line when you can play checkout-girl yourself and breeze through in half the time? Although I always prefer human interaction, if the store was busy and the self-serve lanes were moving fast, I’d opt for self-checkout. Then I encountered a problem: alcohol. When you go through the self-checkout lane and you are purchasing, say, a bottle of wine, you have to go up to the self-checkout supervisor person and present your ID. You have to do this even if you are sixty-five, because the computer automatically demands ID since of course it cannot (yet) distinguish between a stammering 19-year-old with a case of Bud and a 31-year-old with a bottle of Merlot.
So today I stopped at the local big chain grocery store for dinner ingredients and a bottle of wine. I surveyed the express lane and the self-serve lane, and decided in the interest of human interaction to use the express lane, manned by an actual person. Then I noticed something. Most of the people in the express lane were purchasing alcohol. There was the twenty-something with a case of Miller Lite (cans) and a bag of chips, the distinguished gentleman with a bottle of cognac, and a youngish yuppie with top-shelf vodka and a couple of mixers. It immediately became apparent, however, that this express lane was anything but “express.” It was absolutely crawling. As I got closer, the reason became clear: the checker was underage. Every time someone in his lane purchased alcohol, the checker had to call an of-age person over to scan the booze. This, in my mind at least, led to a painfully obvious question: on a Saturday evening, why for the sake of Pete would you have an underage person manning the only express lane? Ok, so that’s point number one.
Number two (I had plenty of time to think about this while in line): what genius figured out that grocery stores can coax consumers (citizens) to perform the job of checkout persons, without even having to pay them? My local chain grocery store now has four self-checkout lanes. That’s four hourly wages that the store doesn’t have to pay, because the consumers are willing to essentially work for the store, for the sake of saving time. Do they get a discount on their food? Of course not. They just get a couple more seconds to spend with their families or loved ones at the end of a long day. I suppose this kind of sentiment was relevant back in the days of full-service gasoline stations when you just pulled up, told the attendant how much gas you wanted, and sat in the happy warmth of your auto-car. Then one day, you could pull up, pump your own gas, pay the lone attendant (who was warm inside the cozy kiosk while you, dear customer, froze you arse off), and motor on you merry way.
Next we just might be using our fingerprints to buy everything. Cameras and scales will make sure you don’t get away with stealing anything, and we’ll all be so smug in our high-tech efficiency. Never mind the value of a little human interaction and part-time jobs for high schoolers, parolees and moms.
I’ve still never had the guts, let alone desire to use one of the self-checkout lanes, probably never will until/unless that’s all they have left. I wouldn’t even know what to do with one of those -probably would have to take remedial self-checkout classes! So far Walts, my favorite local grocery store, doesn’t even have self-checkout. Not to mention that I don’t even have to drive on a busy street or even stop at a light to get there! And, although I never take advantage of them, they even have retired gentlemen and high school kids available at all times to push your cart and load your trunk. Plus, they have the best meats and produce around here, much better than the big chains. And besides that, I don’t spend any more at Walts than I would anywhere else. And, with the exception of a liquor store, they have the best wine selection around, imho.
I miss Walt’s! Even the 60s Muzak they play is reminiscent of a more innocent time when, like you said, the baggers offered (and still do) help out to your car and to load up your trunk. My friend says it’s the only place she can find real, fresh almond paste for the Dutch pastry she makes each Christmas. We have a mom-n-pop grocery store in the neighborhood and while it’s got nothing on Walt’s, except maybe a little more ethnic variety, it’s where I usually shop. Thankfully they don’t yet have any self-serve checkout lanes.
Today Show today had a fast-paced, surface (as usual) segment on etiquette, which got me thinking about navigating grocery store aisles and a seeming general lack of regard for fellow shoppers by so many shoppers. I wanted to try a couple Pioneer Woman super bowl menu suggestions so I went to Walts yesterday before the snowstorm to pick up supplies. It seems everyone in the county must have had the same idea, and the parking lot and store were packed. Unfortunately the small-town old fashioned atmosphere and service at Walts doesn’t extend to old-fashioned lack of self-absorbtion and consideration of fellow shoppers by a large percentage of patrons. The norm seems to be oblivion to how many fellow shoppers might be blocked and/or cut off during one’s treck through the aisles and parking lots of suburban grocery stores. Is it any better up there in your neighborhood? What’s your experience of fellow grocery shoppers’ etiquette or lack thereof? I was wondering if it might be any different (better?) in the city than in suburbs since city folks might be more used to dealing with congestion?
Oh, I’d say it’s about the same in the city, except that everything is more compact and there are more people, so interruptions to the flow take even longer to clear up. The small, oddly-shaped parking lot at the local non-chain grocery store has some of the longest, most irritating backups I’ve ever experienced. People get themselves into situations where somebody has to back up, or go back into their space in order to clear things out. Often that person just sits there, like, “I don’t know what to do here.” Meanwhile we all have to wait until some short-tempered person lays on the horn and indicates with exaggerated gestures the necessary maneuver.